To: RottiBiz
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."
958 posted on
01/10/2004 12:18:23 PM PST by
glock rocks
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959 posted on
01/10/2004 12:21:40 PM PST by
cake_crumb
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To: glock rocks
VERY wise genie!!!!
971 posted on
01/10/2004 12:56:41 PM PST by
Brad’s Gramma
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