Questions, questions. First make him explain what a "monckey-boy" is.
Oooh, "MAKE him"!
Has a nice ring to it, now doesn't it.
How do you propose to "make" him? Perhaps string him up, and teach him a good lesson he'll never forget?
Go fly a kite. And while you're at it, rent a copy of Buckaroo Banzai. Your cultural ignorance is showing.