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New York Times Headline:

PROBE SHOWS THIN SUPPORT FOR BUSH ON RED PLANET!

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How about

US REFUSAL TO FUND UN LEAVES POOR NATIONS OUT OF MARS EXPLORATION

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New York Times Headline:

PROBE SHOWS THIN SUPPORT FOR BUSH ON RED PLANET!

That one comes right before the whiny piece the Slimes writes about how Bush is destroying the Martian ecosystem with all of this exploration equipment. Doubtless thanks to Haliburton, the Slimes will breathlessly intone.