[Drango]

I love the smell of ZOT

[Abcdefg]

screw ya, screw ya, screw ya.

[StACase]

Here's something for you!

[Neil E. Wright]

SILLY, Viking Kitty! As you can see from the pics she is a well qualified Viking Kitty. She eats jerky and "tries" to drink my beer, she's ornery, headstrong, and generally a pain in the butt!!! (Particularly when she's in heat and I won't let her outside!!!!) LOL

In this photo we see Silly at the door when I say "Disruptor"	Silly immediately takes up her position on the desk and contemplates the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly decides that the "ZOT" is in order, and she reaches for the "ZOT" button	Here, Silly advises me of a successful "ZOT" operation.

(click on each image to view a larger pic)

[Arkinsaw]

These will be the headlines only in your crack-induced Democratic fantasy world because they have absolutely no chance of occurring in the real world.

[GunsareOK]

Liberal be gone.

[Bars4Bill]

[OldFriend]

See what happens when you get into the LSD

[sauropod]

Troll go home.

[KC_Conspirator]

"Ashcroft Rounds Up Terrorist Supporting Leftists"

[Radix]

What will be the top headlines on January 1, 2005?

 

 

Rolling Blackouts at the Democrat Underground.

 

Howard Deans's book (I was a contender)  hits Nbr. 1 on the NY Times Best Seller list.

 

The Big Five Oh, How George Bush made it unanimous!

 

How France became the Islamic French Republic.

[TommyUdo]

FTC Forces "Democratic Party" to Change Name to "Socialist Party of America"--Cites "Truth In Advertising" Laws.

[The Mayor]

Bush sworn in in landslide election.

Osama pleads guilty and hung in town square
Saddam cut to pieces by Iraqi citizens
New Democracy in full control of Iraq, New President sworn in..
Hillary and Bill indicted for crimes against humanity, imprisoned for life and a day....
Tom Dashle entered in psyc ward, he is deeply saddened.
First Conservative NY Senator sworn in today, Schumer joins Dashle....

Boy I could have fun with this.

[The Mayor]

Where's your new ping list for the zot threads?

[NCPAC]

My choices:

"Howard Dean admits to being in the middle of an Al and Tipper Oreo: Denies swallowing."

"Alec Baldwin finally does move out of the country."

"Worst Wing canceled: Martin Sheen spotted with "Will Protest for Food" sign outside of LAX."

"GOP gains filibuster-proof majority."

"Michael Moore arrested at Jackson's Neverland while working on new project, 'Bowling for Taliban with Michael and Me'."

"George W. Bush's Victory nearly equals Reagan's 1984 blowout of Mondull."

[Libertina]

ROTFLOL Oh stop, my sides hurt! Now, where's that spray can of Troll Be-Gone?

[BlessedBeGod]

Geez, Louise! I missed another one! :-(

[4mycountry]

In the name of the Viking Kitties, I ZOT you with vigor!

[HP8753]

Actually,You should invest in Eli Lilly & Co.

The manufacturer of the antidepressant fluoxetine (Prozac)

Because the LIBS are gonna be eating them like candy come Nov. and beyond

[Huck]

Like a moth to a flame.