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World's Most Mysterious Book May Be A Hoax (Voynich)
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| 12-17-2003
| John Whitfield
Posted on 12/17/2003 7:41:16 AM PST by blam
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To: pabianice; Dixi Veritas
LOL! I was thinking exactly the same thing! Of course I am also listening to Rush talking about how the Democratic party is imploding.
Yesterday I was thinking they should run Hillary in 2004 (not that she could win), just to keep that far-far-left kook Howard Dean from being their candidate, but after hearing a little of her speak in Miami yesterday, I think they are hopelessly lost for now.
ping for Dixi
To: Rutabega
To: Charlotte Corday
In what sort of container does one store a universal solvent? :-) Any basket will do, once it's frozen.
To: Charlotte Corday
In what sort of container does one store a universal solvent? :-) I haven't figured out yet how to throw away a boomerang.
To: woody9
(there will be many who don't get it) I get it!
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posted on
12/17/2003 10:44:35 AM PST
by
Doomonyou
(groovy...)
To: zeugma
IT'S SARUMAN'S LOST DIARY!!!
46
posted on
12/17/2003 10:47:46 AM PST
by
Alouette
(To a bear, a PETA activist is junk food.)
To: blam
It says, in part:
The Ushers Office plotted to have excessive costs incurred, taking advantage of Kaki and HRC
The public will never believe the innocence of the Clintons and their loyal staff
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:29:36 AM PST
by
Hatteras
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Deteriorata
Go placidly amid the noise & waste, & remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet & passive persons unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though they be turkeys; know what to kiss and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all aridity & disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time, there will always be a big future in computer maintenance. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, & mutilate. Know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan; and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311; ask for Ken. Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back. Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive Him to be: Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises & urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. Give up.
By Tony Hendra - 1972
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posted on
12/17/2003 11:35:40 AM PST
by
Elliott Jackalope
(We send our kids to Iraq to fight for them, and they send our jobs to India. Now THAT'S gratitude!)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Detirorata
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three lefts do.
Wherever possible put people on "HOLD".
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you;
That lemon on your left for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls,
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Carefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
For a good time, call 606-4311.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog
Is finally getting enough cheese;
And reflect that whatever fortunes may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Sioux City.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be,
Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.
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posted on
12/17/2003 12:26:33 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Peace through Strength)
To: Cicero
Looks like Tolkien's Elvish !
50
posted on
12/17/2003 12:27:23 PM PST
by
jimt
To: Elliott Jackalope
I was soooooo slow in my response.
See what happens when you let work get in the way of FReeping? You don't hit the Post button just because some jerks want you attend a meeting.
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posted on
12/17/2003 12:27:51 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Peace through Strength)
To: blam
Thanks blam!
52
posted on
12/17/2003 1:43:20 PM PST
by
ruoflaw
To: Consort
To: Charlotte Corday
In what sort of container does one store a universal solvent?That's in the first section of the manuscript. I always mix mine by pouring the ingredients in/on the item which I intend to disolve. Maybe the mixture could be suspended by the anti-gravity mechanism described in the later parts of the manuscript.
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posted on
12/17/2003 7:29:00 PM PST
by
FreePaul
To: Onelifetogive
Interestingly....that is the same conclusion that the Supreme Court has reached concerning the Constitution.
Wait until they find the Secret and up until now unpublished Constitutional Amendmendments that the Founding Fathers and the U.N. have yet to reveal to the rest of us. (That will be a hoot as well)
55
posted on
12/17/2003 7:58:54 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(What we need is the "Anti-Viagra" for our Government, Nanny Laws Suck - first in your Car then...)
To: Rutabega
56
posted on
12/17/2003 8:31:59 PM PST
by
StriperSniper
(Sending the Ba'thist to the showers! ;-)
To: Charlotte Corday
In what sort of container does one store a universal solvent? :-)
A container made from the material used to dilute water should work.
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posted on
12/17/2003 8:48:15 PM PST
by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
To: freedumb2003
BTTT
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posted on
02/06/2004 5:31:59 PM PST
by
carpio
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posted on
02/12/2011 2:34:04 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
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posted on
01/07/2012 1:32:00 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Merry Christmas, Happy New Year! May 2013 be even Happier!)
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