[Peach]

Joe Wilson is on CNN. They really ARE trying to ruin our day, aren't they?

[DoughtyOne]

Congratulations to our troops, President Bush and his staff on jobs well done with regard to this effort. This is a great event for the Iraqi people.

[LadyDoc]

It didn't take long. Saddam's lice are now on sale on ebay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10868&item=3645805355


Description

Notice how Saddam was deloused and shaved immediately following his capture by US forces? Wondering what happened to those lice? I'm not. My brother-in-law was point-man and physician's and barber's assistant for Operation Red Dawn. Saddam beard hair? As Coalition Provisional Authority Administrator Paul Bremer said this morning, "We got'em!" See my other auctions Saddam Authentic Spider Hole Beard Hair (black or white!) and Official Saddam Taxi Receipts!

We know what you're thinking: one louse looks like another. That's why every Official Saddam Louse is accompanied by a Iraqi Governing Coalition Saddam Louse Certificate of Authenticity!

All Saddam lice guaranteed delivered live and hungry, rarin' to go and jonesin' for some juicy dictator scalp!

Order 10,000 lice and receive free of charge a Limited Edition Operation Red Dawn Saddam Lice Magnifying Glass to better enjoy these lesser known members of Saddam's inner circle. Believe me, no one was closer to the big guy than these fellas!

Coming soon! While supplies last: Saddam Lice Nits... still attached to hair! They'll never surrender!!

Serious bidders only. Limit 1,000,000 lice per customer. Don't be fooled by lousy imitations!!!


(Disclaimer: This is parody and not a real auction - please do not bid. Auction will be terminated immediately upon receiving any bids. I have no lice, Baathist or otherwise.)

[truthandlife]

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

If you ever left a message on an answering machine you can do this!
It's really that simple. AND It's a Toll Free Number !

You can leave one or more new messages each day.

Send deployed troops message on SoldiersRadio.com

SoldiersRadio is again this year providing a way to let you tell Service members worldwide that you care and are thinking about them during the Holidays.

You can do an Audio Post Card simply by calling 1-800-330-5090.
Your recorded personalized message will be played back on www.SoldiersRadio.com.

You can record a short message (30 seconds) to friends, family members or just a random message of good will. SoldiersRadio will then take your message and put it on the radio Web cast throughout the Holiday Season. Its very simple to do and works both ways ... from the field or to the Service member.

AnyServiceMember.org is also promoting the call-in holiday service in hopes of reaching a large group of people who would like to send a message to Soldiers serving away from home.

The cut-off date for the call in is tomorrow,
Monday Dec.15.
SoldiersRadio.com

[NewLand]

"MY DOUBLE IS IN CUBA" - - - - - "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT MAN'S MOTHER"