[Enterprise]

I can hear the lamentations now. He can't get a fair trial in Iraq. He needs a change of venue to the Haig.

[speedy]

You mean Alexander Haig's house is where they are going to hold the trial? I guess he really IS in charge now. Anyway, word is that since Saddam is a first-time offender, they might let him off with community service and anger management counseling.