"So who is this Pat Buchanan? What does he know?"
"Who are in control? They are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"
"They are trying to fool you. They are showing any old pictures of buildings. They even went into the VIP section of the airport, just because Saddam Hussein may have sat in such and such a chair or slept in such and such a bed"
"You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay."
"We are surrounding them and pounding them. The whole trend has changed and we are going to finalize this very soon.''
"We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp"
"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Let the American infidels bask in their illusion"
"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria."
"We have them surrounded in their tanks"
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."
Source: TREASURY OF DEATHLESS QUOTES -- by the Iraqi Information Minister Baghdad Bob!