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The Dean Connection (Or, When Metrosexuals Are On the Prowl)
New York Slimes ^
| 12.07.2003
| Samantha M. Shapiro
Posted on 12/08/2003 3:01:22 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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To: NYC GOP Chick
psssstttt...he is the antiChrist!!!
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posted on
12/08/2003 7:28:23 PM PST
by
el_texicano
(Sanity is relative, but whose relative. DNA tests are inconclusive.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Wow! What a waste of electrons!
42
posted on
12/08/2003 7:29:05 PM PST
by
Ukiapah Heep
(Shoes for Industry!)
To: el_texicano
I thought that's Hitlery!
43
posted on
12/08/2003 7:29:17 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Ever notice that when Howeird Dean talks his upper lip never moves?)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Nah...she's the spawn of Satan
44
posted on
12/08/2003 7:30:49 PM PST
by
el_texicano
(Sanity is relative, but whose relative. DNA tests are inconclusive.)
To: el_texicano
I thought Satan sold his soul to her...
45
posted on
12/08/2003 7:31:46 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Ever notice that when Howeird Dean talks his upper lip never moves?)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Well, she probably did have the FBI file on him...
46
posted on
12/08/2003 7:34:50 PM PST
by
el_texicano
(Sanity is relative, but whose relative. DNA tests are inconclusive.)
To: el_texicano
..and threatened to take him on a trip to Ft. Marcy Park...
47
posted on
12/08/2003 7:35:58 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Ever notice that when Howeird Dean talks his upper lip never moves?)
To: NYC GOP Chick
Quit!
To: driftless
Your post on this thread and the nature of Dean's antics and probable followers remind me of a Billy Preston tune Dean could use in modified form, were he honest enough: "I got a campaign, it ain't got no morals, gonna let the losers move me around."
49
posted on
12/08/2003 7:43:38 PM PST
by
185JHP
( "What seest thou, Jeremiah?")
To: NYC GOP Chick
God, I love being a part of the "right wing apparatus".
"Apparatus"...now the dictionary defines it as: "the functional processes by means of which a systematized activity is carried out: as a : the machinery of government b : the organization of a political party or an underground movement"
So, here's to the Vast Right Wing Apparatus...you know, it just doesn't flow off the tongue does it??
50
posted on
12/08/2003 7:46:15 PM PST
by
el_texicano
(Sanity is relative, but whose relative. DNA tests are inconclusive.)
To: el_texicano
I think she's jealous of us.
51
posted on
12/08/2003 7:47:34 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Ever notice that when Howeird Dean talks his upper lip never moves?)
To: NYC GOP Chick
It's all yours!
Bump for this wonderfully funny article.
52
posted on
12/08/2003 8:06:47 PM PST
by
dead
(I used to believe in a lot of things. All of it! Now I believe only in dynamite.)
To: ItsOurTimeNow
LMAO...I'm sorry, I couldn't finish the article. As soon as I hit this point, I was laughing uncontrolably. The NYT just "outed" this kid as the worlds biggest loser. You should have kept reading! Turns out he is only the world's second biggest loser. His cubicle mate at DeanieCentral is almost twice as pathetic!
he never would have come up with the Dean software, or left school, if his first serious girlfriend hadn't broken up with him last spring. ''The worst thing is we aren't even friends,'' he says glumly. ''I invited her to be my friend'' -- he gestures to his computer monitor -- ''I mean on Friendster. No word yet.''
Somebody's gonna lose a gerbil if these two don't get laid soon.
53
posted on
12/08/2003 8:16:59 PM PST
by
dead
(I used to believe in a lot of things. All of it! Now I believe only in dynamite.)
To: dead; 1Mike; 3catsanadog; ~Vor~; ~Kim4VRWC's~; A CA Guy; A Citizen Reporter; abner; Aeronaut; ...
OMG.....I'm pinging everybody.....I have laughed so hard, my animals ran downstairs!
Your remarks are as funny as the article!
54
posted on
12/08/2003 9:09:35 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: dead; 1Mike; 3catsanadog; ~Vor~; ~Kim4VRWC's~; A CA Guy; A Citizen Reporter; abner; Aeronaut; ...
OMG.....I'm pinging everybody.....I have laughed so hard, my animals ran downstairs!
Your remarks are as funny as the article!
55
posted on
12/08/2003 9:09:44 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: NYC GOP Chick
This was a great thread, Chick!
56
posted on
12/08/2003 9:11:35 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: NYC GOP Chick
I think this is known as the Church of the Left. They don't believe in religion, but need something to fill the void. This is a crusade for them, it fulfills their emotional needs. Pretty scary.
To: Question_Assumptions
Right now, she tells me, she is hard at work looking for a word to replace ''citizen.'' ''It would be a word to describe someone for whom politics is a part of their personal life and social life,'' she says.Freeper.
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posted on
12/08/2003 9:20:46 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: Cicero
Did he proceed to hump the monitor or something?
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posted on
12/08/2003 9:22:11 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Howlin
He stripped to his underwear, lay on the floor in a fetal position and remained there for days, occasionally sipping from an old carton of orange juice. ''I was completely obliterated,'' he says. ''I didn't know something like that could actually cause physical pain.'' Johnson's friends kept calling, trying to think of something that would get him out of the house. Finally they hit on one: Howard Dean.
Words fail me .. O M G
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posted on
12/08/2003 9:39:51 PM PST
by
Mo1
(House Work, If you do it right , will kill you!)
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