A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-01-03....Military Monday

Billie

[Calpernia]

sad

[WVNan]

Three"! You've GOT to be kidding. You turkey, you have better things to do than spend your time at the post office for me.

[WVNan]

Hi cal. I can't believe that I'm actually at the Finest and there's someone here. How ya doin?

[WVNan]

Somnebody needs to tell him to defang the judges while he's at it.

[LadyX]

Speaking of beavers, you are too young to remember what we had around for our little ones...

Bucky Beaver doing a TV advertisement for Ipana toothpaste !!
Had a catchy little jingle with it:

Brusha, brusha, brusha,
With the new Ipana,
Has the brand new flavor,
Knocks out decay germs best,
Best, best, best you sure are right.

My boys loved it and brushed with enthusiasm...
sigh...they now are 47 and 48 years old!

[WVNan]

Well, you always got to be first because you were the littlest. You even got grandchildren before I did. I had to wait 70 years for one.

[Dubya]

Boot Camp Joke


As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"

The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."

[WVNan]

LOL. Tsk tsk..

[LadyX]

I can actually picture that joke happening, Dubya!

Thanks for the memories and the laugh..:))

[MeekOneGOP]

Thank you ! ...

[dixie sass]

Eveing Billie!

[WVNan]

Hi cus. How's the weather?

[dixie sass]

Just heard on the eleven o'clock news that Jesse Jackson is coming to North Charleston this week in reference to the Stratford High School shake down for drugs.

All of a sudden I feel like crying. That man and his cohorts scare me. They scare me as badly as the KKK does. Crap, I am so darn angry! Why the he77 can't they butt out! They are going to blow it all out of shape.

Gotta go wash my face, the mascara is burning my eyes.

[WVNan]

We all wish he would fade away.

[Calpernia]

I am on the mommy rollercoaster. School and activities for three children are bleeding me for my time. Then when I am here, I'm wrapped up in the action threads. I saw you on the Hillary one. Doesn't that boil your blood?

[dixie sass]

"bipartisan delegation to Montgomery, Alabama, to study the history of civil rights in our nation."

They can't pick up a book? They have to take a trip to study it when they have everything there in Washington to educate themselves?

Another "freebie" at the taxpayers expense. There are more important things than a trip to Alabama to study the "history of civil rights".

It doesn't seem to make any difference which party it is, they still find ways to waste our money, don't they?

[dixie sass]

Oh my, I remember Bucky Beaver. I think Ipana was one of the sponsors of the Mickey Mouse Club. Avid fan of Bobby Starr and Annette Funicello. Sighhhhhhhh, always wanted to look and be like her, but then most of the girls at school did also.

[dixie sass]

Sighhhhhhhhhhh, wish I had some grandbabies.

[Calpernia]

>>>>We still need to break the democrat-led filibuster on Energy. We must decrease our absolute dependence on foreign oil.

Do you know we have more oil in Alaska than all of Saudi Arabia? There is one island (Gull Island) there that we already drilled in; but the Clinton Admin ordered those lines capped.

We have eight wells drilled and environmentalists are claiming we must not go in. Well, they have already been drilled! No damage done. Just turn them on!

Things that make you go hmmmm....

[dixie sass]

Freeeeeeeeeeeeezing cold! Haad our first hard frost this weekend. The greens will be sweet and served with cornbread and ham!