EXCLUSIVE: HIGH-LEVEL KERRY STAFFERS OVERHEARD PLOTTING IN IOWA HOTEL BAR.... DEVELOPING...

Drudge Report ^ | 11/24/03

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It's all a big misunderstanding. Eddie, Grandpa and Lilly were just trying to figure out a way to trick Herman into leaving the house for a while so they decorate for his surprise birthday party.

This sort of comical confusion happens weekly at that house.

[Diddle E. Squat]

All of Dean's money is coming from Republicans, one member of Kerry's kitchen cabinet told the group. Another adviser asked if that had been researched. No one had an answer.

Isn't that par for the course for virtually all of the Democrats claims about any issue or Republican?

[CaptRon]

Isn't that what they're paid to do?

Yep, looks like Drudge has cracked another one.

[TN4Liberty]

Today in Iowa, Presidential Candidate John F. Kerry described his defense strategy by using a small shovel to fend off a sixth flying saucer. Kerry thwarted the squadron of saucers as they attempted to attack the American Flag. "My experience as a Vietnam Veteran was exactly what was needed to deal with these aliens... not that I have anything against aliens mind you."

[FairOpinion]

"The ad would feature vault clips of Kerry speaking at anti-war rallies and testifying on Capitol Hill "

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This may endear him to the leftists, but it will hardly go over well with the American people, who, are living under the constant threat of terrorism.

We need a LEADER, like George Bush, not an anti-war protester as president!

[areafiftyone]

He just sealed his defeat.

[FairOpinion]

Which one do you think will defend the American People?