[Ichneumon]

Like I always say, the only thing wrong with California is that it's full of Californians.

(My apologies to the "red zone" Californians, I'm aiming this at the "blue zone".)

[giotto]

Like I always say, the only thing wrong with California is that it's full of Californians.

Or rather, it's full of all the bizarros that were too weird for the rest of the country. Gradually, the place has become a haven for the dregs of society, who think they have a God-given right to camp out by the crystalline waters of San Francisco Bay and be supported by the people of California, most of whom live their lives in dusty inland valleys, stuck in commuter traffic, working their tails off to pay the taxes which allow the squatters to sit around and bad-mouth them. Most of San Francisco's residents are from somewhere else. And I wish they'd go back there.