Limbaugh May Have Avoided Speeding Tickets (Humor)

Sloth | November 19, 2003 | Sloth

[Sloth]

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Authorities are investigating whether Rush Limbaugh, already reeling from drug problems and his expulsion from ESPN, may have driven his vehicle just below the posted speed limits on numerous occasions, a law enforcement source who spoke on condition of anonymity said Wednesday.

As long as four years ago, local law enforcement manning Florida DUI checkpoints and 'speed traps' repeatedly clocked the ultraconservative demagogue at anywhere from one to six miles per hour below the applicable speed limits. Unconfirmed reports indicate that Limbaugh was also seen proceeding through intersections while traffic lights were yellow. One officer who declined to be named told the AP that he had personally observed Limbaugh cruising at 43 in a 45 MPH zone. No charges were filed at that time.

Critics contend that Limbaugh drove very close to the speed limit on at least 30 or 40 occasions, most likely with the deliberate intent of getting to his destination while avoiding tickets for speeding.

Limbaugh's attorney, Roy Black, did not return a phone call for comment Wednesday.

[rwr8084]

very good!

[isthisnickcool]

He does not put the seat down sometimes after he pees either according to the National Inquirer.

[k2blader]

*LOL*!

Kudos.

[TheExploited]

Latest shocking revelation has him peeing in the shower...how does the National Inquirer verify these things?

[Nachum]

Wait, Wait! This just in....

Rush was just caught picking his nose!

The police declined to comment on where he left what was in the nose at the time of picking.

[dfwgator]

That's nothing. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rush actually go through the express lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items. Scandalous!!

[Cobra64]

"...Rush Limbaugh, already reeling from drug problems"

Now there's journalism for ya. "reeling"?

[Cobra64]

The media have a "Rush" and "Bush" thing going on inside their toadie little minds. Their mindset is fighting against the "Wish" we could control free thinkers in America. It appears they are losing at a geometric rate. As much as the libs stir the pot, they do not seem to be gaining traction.

IMOHO

[Sloth]

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[LowCountryJoe]

ALBANY, NY. (AP) - new york state attorney general elliot spitzer said, earlier today, that he is seeking information and evidence that would confirm that mr. limbaugh was indeed one of those privileged investors who was using the putnam mutual fund family in order to reap profits from after hours mutual fund tradinG. thE attORney GEneral also said that anyone who stepped forward and provided sufficient evidence leading toward a major new story would benefit handsomely from an anonymous StOck tRading billiOnaire’S personal bounty...developing

[Sloth]

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[b9]

hoW dO you do that? Way cool!!!

[Brett66]

What Limbaugh needs to do is ask WWJD -What Would Jacko Do?

[Some hope remaining.]

I'll bump ya.

[gunnedah]

You all ant raght!

[Moby Grape]

.... scources told ABC News that an investigation is on going concerning suspected removal of a law tag from a mattress.

[BCrago66]

Guess who linked to this thread:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_112003/content/eibalert.member.html

I knew Rush was a Freeper :)

[Sloth]

WOW!

Thanks for pointing that out, BCrago66.

I'm honored, Rush!

[BCrago66]

Whoops. Here's a link to Rush's site for non-members of Rush 24/7:

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.guest.html

Rush then links to his story on our thread under "illustrating absurdity" near the top of the page.