[genefromjersey]

Oh, no, Calapernia !!
You've inspired me to song !!!
( You know you're going to hate it...)

All together now : Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

(Child's voice)

If it doesn't snow
On Eid al-Fitr
How's the Prophet gonna come to slay ?

If it starts to rain
Will a camel train
Come to speed him on his way ??

If it doesn't snow
On Eid al-Fitr
How's Mohammed gonna get to us ??

They won't let him fly
Through American sky
Or ride a train or bus !!

[Calpernia]

Uh oh, LonePalm has competition in the parody department!