Introducing America's Newest Superhero "The Patriot"

PABAAH: Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American Hollywood ^ | 10/30/2003 | Jon Alvarez and Brett Noel

[Jim Cane]

yes.. life drawing would help....let alone life living...

LOL! Hey, don't you know that stalking George Takei for an autographed Sulu Action Figure (still in the box) at the Wilkes Barre Holiday Inn Trekvention IS living?

Livin' life large, yeah...."Hey, that kid's got a Spiderman #4! After him!!!"

[jonalvy44]

you are more than welcome...I appreciate your sincerity.

[maverickman]

LOL!

[Jim Cane]

heh heh, RE: post 80 - yeah, I saw the *whoosh* from here.

[Looking4Truth]

You need to learn how to draw if you're going to market this thing.

Look at South Park or Beavis and Butthead, those guys can't draw and it hasn't slowed them down one bit. He's doing fine.

Your input is not needed. I don't know you, did not invite you into this thread, and it would appear that you have nothing of substance to offer me. Thus, I bid you goodbye.

C'mon, let's not get 'snippy' about it. :)

[Jim Cane]

Look at South Park or Beavis and Butthead, those guys can't draw and it hasn't slowed them down one bit. He's doing fine.

Honestly, I wish him well, and am not trying to be mean at all, but the reality of it is that if he's marketing PatriotMan as a clownish character like Beavis and Butthead, then the dialogue isn't working.

On the other hand, if he's marketing PatriotMan as an action hero, he would benefit from a study of "action hero" drawing conventions (life drawing with muscles). It's hard to take deadpan verbiage seriously when the action hero looks like Bobby Hill.

Oh my, that's it isn't it? I just got it now. I feel like such a doofus. It was too sublime for me to see it. SuperPatriot IS SuperDeadPan - the unintended humor IS intended. Very sly, very sly. Whatagoosiam!

[maverickman]

isnt South Park computer generated, not drawn? ..

[longtermmemmory]

Comics which portray patriotism as support for the USA are strictly forbidden pursuant to the leftist comic code authority.

All superheros must hate their fathers, be anti-republican, support big government, feminist, tollerant and accepting of homosexual behavior, morally ambivalent, and firmly believe there is not absolute right or wrong only moral relativism.

[Stallone]

Enough with the responses to the inevitable critics!

Get busy drawing, man.

I need to know what happens next!

[Stallone]

Asbergers disease is debilitating.

My sympathies.

[jonalvy44]

LOL

[Jim Cane]

Asbergers disease is debilitating.

Yeah, a little. I still wouldn't trade it for the raging case of Kleinfelter's that these cartoon characters appear to be sporting.

[Jim Cane]

isnt South Park computer generated, not drawn? ..

Some sequences clearly are, but as for the regular characters - I'm not sure. They used to be simple paper cutouts and still have that look.

[Stallone]

The Simpsons, in its earliest form before the money started rolling in, wasn't as tight and disciplined as it is presently.

Its humor, plot line, passion and energy carried the day.

[maverickman]

thats what I thought .. thnks..

[Charles Martel]

Suggestion: Secret project going on in WTC towers falls near Jeremy after the plane strike. It's a superman-suit being developed for the army. Makes him 200-times more powerful than average man, can run at 60 MPH, bulletproof, can leap great distances. Vulnerability -- if he takes it off, he's mortal again.

His arch-nemesis could be someone doing the same sort of thing, only with a bizarro-world twist - and a black pantsuit. Oh yes, we could have some fun with this.

[jonalvy44]

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[4CJ]

Ya'll have a talent! I want to see it daily!

[JustPiper]

Oh My Jon ;(

[jonalvy44]

glad you like