Battle Field Pickup is an option for ya these days. When I worked in Bosnia the landlady I "rented " from "gave" me a pristene Thompson M1928 Sub gun , ammo marked 1941 frankford arsenal and 13 magazines. It was brand new. That was my anti-kidnappin gear for when I was home alone there.
Stay Safe
Although not exactly a REMP this time, I'm still supposed to be a non-combatant. Thus the civvies and steel plates. Trust me, safety is my middle name!