This started out as a serious wildlife preservation discussion. But now you have turned to wanton criticism of
ALL the Kennedy's. They are not all the same.
I only wanted to feed the younger Kennedys to the restored-to-Massachusetts wolves. No one would miss them, except local law enforcement. But certainly, if some slavering beast were to tear a hunk of blubber off Sen. Ted, it could set back the country's urgent drive toward converting to ethanol fuels for energy independence. Women, minorities, and the children would suffer.
Sen. Ted, as you ought to well know, has selflessy experimented with total conversion to ethanol as his personal fuel source, as a rightheous example for the rest of us petro-wasters. You right-wing conservatives have proven once again that you are (A) against the environment and (B) an obstacle to enlightened science.
In re your semi-hostile comments against the socialist bear comrades: Polar Bears are naturally white in color. By dyeing their hides red, and only taking part in practice attacks, the younger bears gain an extra year of eligibility in the official international Bear Attack Series.
I have had words with Shermy, and we are agreed: any more intemperate remarks and you are off the Animal Attack Directory Board of Supervisors.
I never said anything at all about feeding all of the older Kennedy' to the wolves. This includes especially, Jack, Bobby, and Joe. First of all you would have to dig them up and even then I don't think you could get the wolves to eat them.
Also, I never indicated that anyone DYE any bears red. I just said that a portion of the bear will turn red on its own while eating old eskimo women or singing hippies.
If I am going to get kicked off the board, I just might join the other side. Remember everyone has their point of view such as our late little hippy friend Timmie the bear tamer and meal ticket. I don't know if in your very short life have ever been to a circus. In case you are not aware, in a lot of these circuses they have DANCING BEARS. Even though they are wild animals, I doubt very much if you can get a bear to dance with out music. (Unless you put lighted matches between his toes or something). I think a bear would feel pretty stupid dancing around without a band or at least someone singing. Perhaps I can defend Timmy in some way because he was only trying to get the bear to dance. In fact the bears could have been merely doing some kind of bear square dance with the move of "Eat your partner".
Let me know if you still want me on your team, because I can apply my interpretation of logic to anything and any side.