I never said anything at all about feeding all of the older Kennedy' to the wolves. This includes especially, Jack, Bobby, and Joe. First of all you would have to dig them up and even then I don't think you could get the wolves to eat them.
Also, I never indicated that anyone DYE any bears red. I just said that a portion of the bear will turn red on its own while eating old eskimo women or singing hippies.
If I am going to get kicked off the board, I just might join the other side. Remember everyone has their point of view such as our late little hippy friend Timmie the bear tamer and meal ticket. I don't know if in your very short life have ever been to a circus. In case you are not aware, in a lot of these circuses they have DANCING BEARS. Even though they are wild animals, I doubt very much if you can get a bear to dance with out music. (Unless you put lighted matches between his toes or something). I think a bear would feel pretty stupid dancing around without a band or at least someone singing. Perhaps I can defend Timmy in some way because he was only trying to get the bear to dance. In fact the bears could have been merely doing some kind of bear square dance with the move of "Eat your partner".
Let me know if you still want me on your team, because I can apply my interpretation of logic to anything and any side.
Well, we are actually tepid as to your place on the team. Because of your rash and whimsical statements, PETA now thinks we condone giving various
Ursus types the ole hotfoot.
However, I am not able to accept your half-hearted, somewhat sotto voce quasi-resignation without a quorum present. Your confrères are presently engaged in field work on Wrangel Island (note improved sp) and are non-contactable.
Besides, due to the high viz, high respo nature of board membership, no other freeper has thrust himself forward. So, you will serve, i.e., will serve, until dismissed by Shermy. While we figure this out, we suggest you get off terrestial attacks altogether, and look into reports of Tasmanian Shark Attacks. There have been several. But with typical antipodean insouciance, the attacks, bloody and spectacular as they may well be, have been made totally without reference to the carefully nuanced animal attack calendar.
It's a jungle out there. (as well as a seriously mixed metaphor, to which you have contributed in no small measure with your cavalier attitude, in this of all things, an Olympic countdown year. BTW, The Greeks are pressing for octopus attacks to be included, but every octopus in their home waters has been marinated. Perhaps you could look into that, while senior staff considers your status?)