Posted on 10/16/2003 11:19:46 AM PDT by Deacon_m
An al--Jezerra, New York Times, Exclusive - September 11, 2051
Fifty years ago today the World Trade Center in New York City was destroyed by the Magnificent 19 Martyrs. This is the first time that this event will be celebrated without infidel infection. But first a little history:
It started off bleak for us long ago. Evil incarnate himself, George W. Bush, delivered his Second Inaugural Address in which he vowed to crush Islamic Terrorism in 2005. He waged war on our Glorious Martyrs for eight long years. Until Allah stepped in. In ‘The Sacred Year Of Deliverance, 2008" Allah turned the tide for Islam. Allah Akbar!!!
Then, miraculously, Hillary “Our Savior” Clinton was elected President of the United States in 2008. Before this, we were few, we were martyred, and we were hunted like animals or imprisoned in GITMO. Hillary, Our Savior, with Allah's help, and with the help of her revered husband, Allah's Second Messenger, turned the tide for Islam. Allah works in mysterious ways!
Allah's converts and infiltrators organized into what became, “The Socialist Islamic Party’ and began winning local elections in 2009. The first thing we did was institute Sherrea Law wherever we could, the ACLU defended this on the basis of ‘religious freedom’. “Our Savior” declared the illegal war against our “Islamic Martyrs” to be over and signed the Terrorist Nonaggression Treaty of 2010. Americans on the left, our weak-minded friends, had finally had enough of war and many Americans had converted to Islam or were duped into believing that ‘Islam is Peace’. Praise Allah for He allows us to lie and break treaties.
After four years of suicide bombings in every shopping mall and place of business in America, the ‘infrastructure of the Satanic capitalistic economy finally collapsed, this delighted Hillary ‘Our Savior’, as she always wanted to set up an American socialist state.
After Hillary, Our Savior, put down an illegal insurrection by American militiamen on the 24th of December in 2010. We pretended to stop our attack on America, but we never lost sight of our ‘Holy Goal’ and we never forgot that gracious Allah allows us to lie. Ha! Ha! Ha! Allah Akbar!
Using our success in America as a pattern, for subjugating the indolent Europeans, they who loved socialism became our front puppets and fools. Africa was made subservient to Allah's Will 2019 and all Blacks were returned to slavery in 2024. Soon the Great Jihad against the remaining non-Islamic Chinese, Japanese, Australians, and Eskimoes was won in 2027.
With the help of the millions of Moslem immigrants who had already infiltrated and set-up sleeper cells of Islamic terror, Great Britain finally fell to Allah's Martyrs in 2028. Russia capitulated in 2029 becoming our slave laborers in the Siberian oil fields. Remember that slogan: “Work Makes You Free!” Two years later Allah emptied cold Canada of all human life. Evil Israel was finally destroyed in 2033. Too bad that Chairman Arafat never lived to see our victory over Israel, but Jerusalem was renamed Arafat City in 2035 to commemorate the internment and later extermination of world Jewry called ‘Allah’s Final Solution to the Jewish Question’ or ‘The Eradication of 2035'.
The last of the Chinese Infidels was subdued in the ultimate submission of abject slavery after the Battle of the Great Wall of Islam in 2039. Finally all women became property in 2048 according the dictates of the Holy Quran, and we auctioned them along with cattle, goats, camels and horses.
Now, all men wear Italian tablecloths on their heads, sandals on their feet with a modest white sheet covering the remainder. We eat lying down and enjoy the pleasures of the harem by night. All non-living property is owned by Islam. The barter system has replaced money and evil capitalism, and work is prohibited except of course for slaves, women and donkeys. Pigs have been exterminated along with Jews, and there is joyous, magnificent Islamic peace in the world today because of Allah's blessing. Today is the 50th anniversary of the WTC Smack Down. Allah Akbar!
Supplied by Mike and Mariann Evans: msemse@mc.net
***LET'S*** convert now!
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