I'm a geography geek and can point out just about anywhere on the globe in my head. All my Trump-hating lefty pals, and millenial coworkers, can't even tell me where basic areas in the US are... Totally dork fact: the great New Wave band The B 52s have a song called the Girl From Ipanema Goes to Greenland. Cute, trippy little song.
Everyone knows Greenland is located in Michigans UP and is home to the Adventure Mountain Racetrack.