A lot depends on the question. If it was worded like: “If you had to choose between Hillary, a sauna filled with hot lava, or dipping yer dong in nitric acid,” that skews the answer. Mine would be, man, that acid’s gonna sting...
Change one thing. Lava sauna to 50 ft long bed of hot coals.
It’d be my fastest 50 ft run i have ever done.
Omigosh, that’s funny!
I like your answer.