Fraud Cruz - puppet of the GOPe, defender of Chicago thugs, like Moses (according to escaped mental patient, Beck), leader of arrogant sheep.
“Ted Cruz is half Canadian and half Cuban. The wit of Justin Bieber combined with the people skills of Scarface.” Bill Maher
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/Ted-Cruz-Jokes/a/Ted-Cruz-Jokes_2.htm
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