“Cruz is a suppurating pilonidal cyst!”
Boy, you must have went all the way up to your elbow to
pull that one out. You know when I was a kid in 4H they
had these gloves they used to palpate cows. I hope you
used one if you intend on ever shaking anyone’s hand again.
No really what is a “suppurating pilonidal cyst”?
I’d look it up myself but it’s not worth it.