Ran across an old Bob Hope Show golf joke the other day. About like this: Bob Hope: “Arnie, I’m having a heck of a time knocking of those 7 or 8 strokes a round I know I can, any suggestions?” Arnold Palmer: “Just skip 1 of the Par 3’s Bob!”
When Bob Hope got old, he said he began forgetting to pull his zipper up. But now that he is nearing 100 he said he keeps forgetting to pull the zipper down.