[Hoodat]

Half the population is below average.

If you poll them, you will find that only 20% are below average.

[NorthMountain]

Really?

That many?

You reminded me ... I still haven’t kicked Garrison Keillor in the groin.

[The Antiyuppie]

“If you poll them, you will find that only 20% are below average.”

...and 97% of their children are “gifted”, too.

I believe that it was Abraham Lincoln who rhetorically asked, “What ever happens to all of the smart children?”.

[BBell]

If you poll them, you will find that only 20% are below average.

But 100% of them have a very high self esteem.