[The Antiyuppie]

“If you poll them, you will find that only 20% are below average.”

...and 97% of their children are “gifted”, too.

I believe that it was Abraham Lincoln who rhetorically asked, “What ever happens to all of the smart children?”.

[skinkinthegrass]

Was that over or before; the little girl/lady wrote him about his growing a beard in 1864 for the upcoming election.