[AuH2ORepublican]

Kawika Crowley actually got the nickname “The Smoking Guy” added to his name on the ballot; Tulsi Gabbard should follow suit and add to her name the appellation “The Smoking Hot Chick.”

[Impy]

So Hawaii is like Kentucky, you can put whatever you want?

According to his website he’s also the “9/11 guy”, I’m guessing that’s his nickname for this election.

My apologies for calling him a bum, he was/(still is?) a working homeless. He lived/lives in a van down by the...ocean.