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Maureen Dowd: Bringing Sexy Back (Compares Brown to Obama)
The New York Times ^ | January 27, 2010 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 01/26/2010 11:13:16 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

He’s The One, all right.

The handsome, athletic pol with the comely wife and two lovely daughters who precipitously rose from the State Legislature to pull us all together.

The fresh face and disarming underdog America’s been waiting for, someone who suffered through his parents’ divorce, watched his mom go on welfare and survived some wayward youthful behavior to become disciplined and successful — a lawyer, a lawmaker and a devoted family guy who does dog duty.

Someone who’s always game for a game of pickup basketball, loves talking sports and even boasts beefcake photos. A pro-choice phenom propelled into higher office by conservatives, independents and Democrats, a surprise winner with a magical aura.

The New One is the shimmering vessel that we are pouring all our hopes and dreams into after the grave disappointment of the Last One, Barack Obama.

The only question left is: Why isn’t Scott Brown delivering the State of the Union? He’s the Epic One we want to hear from. All that inexperience can really be put to good use here.

Obama’s Oneness has been one-upped. Why settle for a faux populist when we can have a real one? Why settle for gloomy populism when we can have sunny populism? Why settle for Ivy League cool when we can have Cosmo hot? Why settle for a professor who favors banks, pharmaceutical companies and profligate Democrats when we can have an Everyman who favors banks, pharmaceutical companies and profligate Republicans? Why settle for a 48-year-old, 6-foot-1, organic arugula when we can have a 50-year-old, 6-foot-2, double waffle with bacon?

Everyone in Washington now wants to touch the hem of President-elect Brown — known in the British press as “the former nude centrefold” — who has single-handedly revived the moribund Republican Party.(continued)

(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...


TOPICS: Massachusetts; Issues; Parties; U.S. Senate
KEYWORDS: 2010; bho44; congress; ma2010; massachusetts; obama; scottbrown; sotu
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The Mid-West Machine meets America. They loze.


21 posted on 01/27/2010 12:57:21 AM PST by eyedigress ( now.)
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To: FrankR

where was this guy raised? what type of eating habit is that? who brings their face almost all the way to the plate? and who opens their mouth that wide?

is this normal behavior for this pretender?

just more proof this guy is ill-bred

22 posted on 01/27/2010 2:06:42 AM PST by sten
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To: sten

Looks like he had already cut away a quarter of that waffle. Perhaps the full quarter is on that fork.


23 posted on 01/27/2010 2:10:22 AM PST by John Leland 1789 (But then, I'm accused of just being a troll, so . . . .)
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To: sten

He’s just scared to death he’ll get syrup on his suit.

But it’s true, there’s no pork on that plate, is there?


24 posted on 01/27/2010 2:14:38 AM PST by I still care (A Republic - if you can keep it. - Ben Franklin)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Just read the article. She is a snide witch, isn’t she?

Whenever I read liberal articles, it teaches me why they always think we are mean and petty. It’s because they are, and they think we must be hateful like them.


25 posted on 01/27/2010 2:20:33 AM PST by I still care (A Republic - if you can keep it. - Ben Franklin)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I agree Maureen ,how abour Sarah Palin!


26 posted on 01/27/2010 3:14:36 AM PST by ballplayer
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Every time this old shrew writes something, I take great pleasure in seeing what an unhappy, bitter bitch she is. If she could only get a good lay, she might feel better.


27 posted on 01/27/2010 3:33:20 AM PST by liberalcide1
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I swear the woman must perspire sulfuric acid.


28 posted on 01/27/2010 3:47:07 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: liberalcide1
Your description is probably apt for half of lower Manhattan.
29 posted on 01/27/2010 3:50:21 AM PST by RU88 (Bow to no man)
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30 posted on 01/27/2010 5:27:26 AM PST by reaganrevolutionin2010
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The New York Times fires Bill Kristol because he allegedly didn’t add anything to the public discussion, and yet they keep this hag with her weekly drivel. Why is the Times surprised that they continue to lose money hand-over-fist?


31 posted on 01/27/2010 10:47:48 AM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

We want an American who loves this country and actually gets it. Not a foreign born hater of America and Americans...a fake, LIAR, fraud, non reality scumbag commie.


32 posted on 01/27/2010 10:53:28 AM PST by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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