Keep telling yourself, "Those voices I hear are the kid's radio. No one is out to get me."
If you want to start to talk that trash in earnest let me know, I can fling mud with the best of them.
The truth is, you are a fascist because you advocate fascism. You are a cowardly slimeball hiding behind government force. If you had the balls you would walk into the resturant and tell the owner that you were there to force him to stop allowing smoking on his property. But that of course would get a laugh first, and then result in a trip to the hospital if you persisted.
So instead, like the coward you truly are, you call on the likes of Richie Daley and Bloomberg to send in the armed thugs for you. Hard to imagine anyone so cowardly that they will hide behind Bloomberg's skirts.