[Cboldt]

Battle Creek Michigan has the worst drvers.

I live in Maine (have lived in Battle Creek).

[Madame Dufarge]

Battle Creek Michigan has the worst drvers.

Never in my life until I moved to Maine did I even consider hesitating before I moved forward on a green light.

Now my head swivels around like a dashboard bobble-head before I take the risky move of doing just that thing.