Celebrities (mostly liberal) who are terrible tippers

Bitter Waitress ^ | 8/23/03 | ILMH

[PizzaDriver]

In My experience, folks who have worked for tips ARE NOT the problem.
Those raised on Wellfare, and those whose Parents SIGNED FOR their tips {rather than leaving $$$ on the table}; are the core deadbeats.

[jwh_Denver]

The logical conclussion is Tip More when the roads are BAD.

Bad weather was not really a problem because we would shut down if the roads were bad and getting worse. Only once did I tell mgmt "It's not worth it to deliver a pizza when I could very easily get into a car crash, run into a ditch etc."

The way I looked at was "how much would pay someone else for the convenience of not having to get off your fat arse, drive down and pickup the pizza yourself?" When I knew I was delivering to a notorious stiffer I would take a handful of pennies and after being stiffed I would sprinkle the pennies on their front doorstep. Now the mgmt of the pizza place was dead certain that you did not complain to the customer about getting stiffed and even though I never got "caught" what could mgmt say? I could say "Hey, I figured they needed the money more than I did so I gave them some?"

[fortunecookie]

Good point. Yeah, looking back to when I earned tips, I'd have to say that was pretty much true for me too. Hadn't bothered to think of it like that before, you hit the nail on the head.

[InvisibleChurch]

i love these threads

[PizzaDriver]

Tipping is one of those "social graces" that Liberals DON'T expect our schools to teach. Unfortunately, It is a grace they, mostly, don't teach their kids.

Liberal Theory is "all jobs SHOULD pay a living wage". Liberals tend to ignore the Fact that "wait staff" and "food delivry" jobs DON'T {unless supplimented with tips}.

LIBERALS want a perfect world, But pretend this has been Achieved. Ergo, They tend to be poor tippers. Their {trapped} followers, the WELFARE SET have little spare money, and no clue.

TEACH your kids when & what to tip.
Guide younger co-workers in this Grace.

[Archangelsk]

I cannot believe that this wasn't posted. (Quentin Tarantino's next movie, Kill Bill, is the only movie anyone needs to see this year.)

EDDIE All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady.

Come on. Throw in a buck.

MR. PINK Uh-uh. I don't tip.

EDDIE You don't tip?

MR. PINK No - I don't believe in it.

EDDIE You don't believe in tipping?

MR. BLUE You know what these chicks make? They make s**t.

MR. PINK Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

(Mr. Blonde laughs.)

EDDIE I don't even know a f***ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?

MR. PINK I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds.

(Eddie laughs.)

I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

MR. BLUE Hey, this girl was nice.

MR. PINK She was OK - but she wasn't anything special.

MR. BLUE What's special, take you in the back and **** **** ****?

(They laugh.)

EDDIE I'd go over 12% for that.

MR. PINK Hey Look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long f****n time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times

MR. BLONDE Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too f*****g busy?

MR. PINK Words "too f*****g busy" shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary.

EDDIE Excuse me, Mr. Pink - the last f*****g thing you need's another cup of coffee.

MR. PINK Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy.

MR. BLUE You don't care they're counting on your tips to live?

(Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.)

MR. PINK You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

MR. WHITE You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

MR. PINK So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bulls**t.

MR. WHITE Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.

MR. PINK (pauses) F**k all that.

(They all laugh.)

MR. BROWN Jesus Christ!

MR. PINK Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's f***ed up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government f**ks in the a*s on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college b******t you're giving me, I got two words for that: "Learn to f****n type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big f****n' surprise.