I'm amazed at the number of anti-smokers who are expert in the taste of a dirty ashtray. Not one smoker I know has ever licked one.
That's so funny. LOL!
We've all experimented with kissing smokers in high school before we realized we didn't have to. Back then it was "if she smokes, she drinks. If she drinks she ..." I think you get the drift.
I am glad that you at least don't deny how bad a smoker's mouth tastes.