My wife is still working on me. So far I have given up drinking, smoking, fatty foods, caffeine and wiskers in sink. Still on her list is staring at girls, socks on the floor, helping around the house and probably more than I know as of yet. In 100 years I'll be perfect.
Wow!! No wonder he's such a miserable SOB! And after all that nagging, he still carries on like a pork chop on smoking threads.
Strike another one off the list - he used to make me angry, but after reading this, I have nothing but pity for him. Poor "man".