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Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading,
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable
either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the
sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go! Next they tried
"Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came,
"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives." Still not good enough.

How about, "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried, "Inner Souls and Outer Holes." Still no go. Nor
did; "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and
Cheeks", or "Loons and Moons" work either. Almost at their wits'
end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might
be acceptable to the council; "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and
Ends."

"APPROVED!"