Grow up, will you?
I can't imagine being in a social situation where we'd ever meet; if we were, it'd be a classic case of "Feet, don't fail me now." You're the kind of person I've avoided my whole life.
When push comes to shove, I'm on the side of the people who don't sacrifice their entire life to worrying what they're going to die of.
You know, people like you.