Actually, that "cow" on the upper right of the tabloid is not Ms. Logan, it's "Jordan", one of England's most popular bikini (and less) models. Her real name is Katie Price, and she has been dating (and about to give birth to the child of) British soccer star Dwight Yorke. Thus the caption, "Jordan in rant at 'meany' Dwight".
She has "low hanging udders" because she's over 8 months pregnant (and her prior breast implants, which raised her from a B cup to a D aren't helping matters).
Ms. Logan's chest, on the other hand, is much more natural and esthetically pleasing, as you can see from the other pictures in this thread. The word "udders" does not apply.
I DID sort out the shots and noted the ones of Ms. Logan. However, as I said in another reply, anything over a small B-cup to me - TO ME - is a turn-off. Anything in the "D" range and over is udderly unattractive to me - despite the fact that others might find such prodigies "aesthetically-pleasing." If you like that sort of thing, fine.
I like "just a mouthful," if you please. Anything larger just flops around, looks silly, and is a big gravity-magnet.
Michael