Yeah, I like the 'Ladies Night' pricing idea. I'd put up the bond for that Australian ski jumper.
Bonding is probably a good idea, at least it is a start. But think of all the loopholes the Democrats will attach. First it will be waived for political asylum(no problem there), then for those with AIDS, then for the 'socially persecuted'(those in transition between he/she/it), etc...