There is a beautiful island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 Dutch men and 1 Dutch woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanAfter one month, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two Dutch men and the Dutch woman are living happily together having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching; about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them 'bloody wenkers'.
One New Zealand man is having sex with the New Zealand woman, the other kiwi is searching the island for sheep.
And finally, the Irish divided the island into north and south and immediately set up a distillery. They do not remember if they have had sex, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied all the same 'cause at least the English are not getting any!
A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans;
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans;
C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans;
D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
E) The Slovaks eat more high cholesterol and fatty foods and drink more wine and still experience fewer heat attacks than the Brits or Americans
F) Conclusion: Eat & drink whatever you like. It's speaking English that kills you.