Very good, but sorry that's way too un PC. I think little owl might be offended
It really needs to have more apologetic
Perhaps Something like:
We're the fighting whities
We always try not to win
we're deeply ashamed of the color of our skin
We are the cause of all world oppressions
we should give reparations for our transgressions
We like being scapegoated
for every failure known to man
So sorry, that we were ever included in Go..., er, nature's plan
We're the fighting whities
So sorry to offend
we promise never to harm your self esteem again
lose on! fighting whities, lose on!