[JZoback]

Michelangelo was a homosexual

He must not have had a lot of pride like todays buggers.

Look at his masterpiece "David"

If ole Mick was a bugger, he sure left "David" a little short in the "hung" department.

[TomSmedley]

Look at his masterpiece "David"

If ole Mick was a bugger, he sure left "David" a little short in the "hung" department.

Michaelangelo's David was undersized and uncircumcised. You might say he had gentle gentile genitals.

[Sgt_Schultze]

Hey, remember he was chipping on marble. A too large weenie was attempted. The first three tries at a life-sized appendage resulted in breakage. He settled on his pinky-sized rendering as it had the best chance of survival.