LOL! You all are great entertainment.
You know what, why don't you all get a group together, rent some studio time and re-record the original tin foil song,
For What's it Worth.
Just change the line,
Paranoia strikes deep, into your mind it will creep
To,
Tin Foil strikes deep, into your mind it will creep
And you all will have an instant seller to the 85 or so people Vallandigham has kept a "list" of.
It's easy if you try; it might even become habit forming.