Trying To Achieve Peace The Ono Way She Knows How

ToogoodReports ^ | March 7, 2002 | Doug Powers

[Cagey]

Because Yoko Ono is an idiot.

I agree, but I can forgive her because she has such a great singing voice.

[Nathan Jr.]

While grocery shopping around Christmas time, I heard that awful song "And So This is Christmas/War is Over" playing in the store. I know war is nothing to make fun of, but I almost busted a gut laughing at the irony of it!

[riley1992]

[RippleFire]

You guys are so superficial! It's not her voice; it's not her beauty; it's Yoko's overwhelming intellect that has everyone in awe!

[Peter Porcupine]

While grocery shopping around Christmas time, I heard that awful song "And So This is Christmas/War is Over" playing in the store. I know war is nothing to make fun of, but I almost busted a gut laughing at the irony of it!

And of cours that song, or rather that tune with different words, has been promoting Jamaican tourism for years--in fact, since before Lennon was murdered, it seems to me.

[Cagey]

Doctor Ono. It has a certain flair to it.

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

MAN,THAT IS ABOUT THE UGLIEST WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN!SHE IS A WOMAN ISN'T SHE?

[scouse]

Did you know that YOno is a Scouse by injection?

[Peter Porcupine]

I'd direct you to the cover of John and Yoko's album Two Virgins, but I don't know how recently you've eaten.

[riley1992]

[Peter Porcupine]

It also says "Imagine there's no Heaven."

Bin Laden's followers would've loved that!

Yes, they'd be flummoxed if that were true--but it's paired with "no Hell below us." Surely some of them already know the falsity of THAT.