Two, four, six, eight!
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Free Republic?
The longer the FReepathon lasts, the longer you'll see me! Oh the horror! Donate now. Do it 'for the children.'
The longer the FReepathon lasts, the longer you'll see me! Oh the horror! Donate now. Do it 'for the children.'
The only explanation I can think of is that she is pro-abortion, and that one issue supersedes everything else. Which is tragic, if you ask me.
Wrong. I will never forget the day I walked into my hotel room at a gathering of College Republican/YAF types and came face-to-face with my roommate. She had bright--and I mean BRIGHT purple hair, a tongue stud, a spiked dog collar around her neck, and studded leather cuffs on her wrists.
I was wearing GAP khakis, a pink oxford shirt, and Keds at the time. I just about died when I saw her.
Of course, by the end of the conference, we were like long-lost sisters. We spent that whole first night talking until 3 in the morning, and when morning came, I witnessed the most shocking transformation I'd ever seen.
The purple hair turned out to be a wig. She had 5 more neon-colored hair pieces in her suitcase. She took the purple wig off, revealing bleached blond, but reasonably normal-looking hair. She removed all of her studded stuff and body jewelry, and busted out with the most demure, flowery Laura Ashley knee-length dress I'd ever seen. By the time she finished her metamorphosis, she looked more conservative than me. It was truly amazing.
Wrong. I will never forget the day I walked into my hotel room at a gathering of College Republican/YAF types and came face-to-face with my roommate. She had bright--and I mean BRIGHT purple hair, a tongue stud, a spiked dog collar around her neck, and studded leather cuffs on her wrists.
I was wearing GAP khakis, a pink oxford shirt, and Keds at the time. I just about died when I saw her.
Of course, by the end of the conference, we were like long-lost sisters. We spent that whole first night talking until 3 in the morning, and when morning came, I witnessed the most shocking transformation I'd ever seen.
The purple hair turned out to be a wig. She had 5 more neon-colored hair pieces in her suitcase. She took the purple wig off, revealing bleached blond, but reasonably normal-looking hair. She removed all of her studded stuff and body jewelry, and busted out with the most demure, flowery Laura Ashley knee-length dress I'd ever seen. By the time she finished her metamorphosis, she looked more conservative than me. It was truly amazing.
