The Modern Stone-Age Family (Ozzy Osbourne’s family show debuts tonight)

New York Post ^ | March 4, 2002 | LINDA STASI

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CALL me a sucker, but I love good, family-style entertainment.

Take "The Osbournes," for example. The MTV show, premiering tomorrow night, follows the real life adventures of that typical American family, The Osbournes.

Who are the Osbournes you ask? I'm glad you asked.

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They look like Mary-Kate and Ashley.

[angcat]

hollywood is evil not ozzy he is married to the same women who gave him his children and he loves and always loved this country. so get your story straight just because you are not into his music he is a good man.

[angcat]

heheheheh ...lol

[general_re]

Hmmmmm....

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Good lord! Those little monkey-faced Olsen girls aged well. Very well.

Are they eighteen yet? I don't want to say anything more until I know how old they are.

[Drew68]

I will always remember him as the jerk who pee'd on the Alamo.

While most people remember this unfortunate incident, hardly anyone knows that ten years later, Ozzy donated $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas -- caretakers of the Alamo.

[Drew68]

Are they eighteen yet?

They are fifteen and sit atop an entertainment empire that is poised to generate $1 billion.

[general_re]

Yep, IMDB says they'll be 16 this summer. Watch it ;)

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I think I can still legally lust after their bank account.

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late afternoon bump

[general_re]

Maybe you can manipulate your way into being appointed "guardian" ;)

[Bella_Bru]

I still love Ozzy. Even in his dysfunctional excess. I have never based what sort of music I listen to on the voting record of the artist. Half of them aren't even registered, I'm sure.

[Bella_Bru]

Ugh.......didn't they put out some album? I bet it makes a nice coaster....

[general_re]

Yeah, I vaguely remember a video to go with it, if you can imagine.

What, you're not rushing to look for .mp3's? ;)

[Drew68]

Bump! It's starting.

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Man, that show needs to be an hour long. It was everything I hoped it would be.

The first few episodes are going to start out a little slow, because they're getting used to the cameras. This can't get anything but better, and it was already excellent.

My favorite part was the look on the blood-clotted security guard's face as he watched Ozzy's Tonight Show appearance.

And it's also great how Ozzy and his son love the gun and the bayonette! That's got to shock the hell out of the usual MTV crowd. His daughter yells, "That's so f$%king violent!" And they both reply "F#$k off!" Priceless.

What a mess.

[FITZ]

Darn ---now I wish I had MTV.

[Trajan88]

Duuudes... the first time I saw the Oz-man was the 1984 Texxas Jam. It was turbo hot that day, but he put on one heck of a show. Crazy Train baaaaby.

Keep rockin' Ozzie! Trajan88

TAMU Class of '88

[Drew68]

Man, that show needs to be an hour long. It was everything I hoped it would be.

I agree. A half hour went by too quickly.

Nice M1 Garand Ozzy was playing with. He also seemed the sanest of the bunch.

[weikel]

I just knew Stone Cold liked Ozzy Im not really that familiar with his music.