[lodwick]

You're a mess, girl.
But in the spirit of feeding the Patriots
and sending more towelheads to allah
here's some nice pork to munch on

[Grampa Dave]

Announcing: MS CHELSEA RODHAM HUBBELL:

[lodwick]

Don't be so cheap - give more

One more platter of Patriot Chow

Vegetarians Beware! This is for the carnivores. This delectable platter includes 2.5 heaping pounds of roasted turkey breast, 2 pounds Virginia ham, 2 pounds of roast beef and 2 pounds of corned beef.

[BADJOE]

$50.00 in from Texas

Thank You Texas

[Jen]

You are falling through outer space,
Your eyes are getting very heavy,
You feel yourself floating.
When I count backwards from 10
You will be under my control.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Send FR $500.00!

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