[Grampa Dave]

Attention all dog lovers (I'm one), Alfs, Elfs and Peta members:

Its late at night, and I'm tired of this pussy footing around, begging for donations!

Just remember:

[Mo1]

Attention all dog lovers (I'm one), Alfs, Elfs and Peta members

Oh my ... ROFLMBO ... I just lost my coffee all over my monitor ...

[Gabz]

Saying you are a "pistol" probably wouldn't cut it this time - !!!!!