Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

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[RCW2001]

Terrorist's Body Wrapped In Pigskin

"Residents of Gush Katif decided to take matters into their own hands," said local Rabbi Yosef Al-Nekaveh yesterday, "and when we were involved in evacuating the bodies of the three murdered Israelis [at the Kisufim attack this past Monday night], they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist."

He said that a "right-wing kibbutznik" had supplied them with the swinish tissues.

Arab MKs responded with outrage. Ahmed Tibi said, ""This is a pig-like act of a man who is not worthy of being a rabbi," while Abdel Malek Dahamshe added, "The ethical inferiority and lowliness that the settlers have reached is intolerable.

This is an act of first-degree desecration of God's name... It is especially shocking to think that a rabbi did this."

On the other side of the spectrum, MK Tzvi Hendel said, "If these primitive murderers stuff their brains with nonsense about Paradise and who-knows-how-many virgins waiting only for them, then they certainly believe in the other nonsense that being buried with pigskin blocks their way to Paradise."

[Pagey]

Is it possible to do this to Jim Jeffords when he passes on?Tom Daschle,perhaps?

[CathyRyan]

"...they placed pig fat and pigskin on the body of the dead terrorist."

I vote we call this "pig packing"

[Rebelbase]

Forget protocol with Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Egypt and Turkey. The military should make it public knowledge that it will be requiring soldiers in foreward operating areas to grease their weapons with pig fat.

That ought to put the fear of eternal death into the Jihadist's minds.

[Rebelbase]

"And they can use pigs for other reasons"

I'm afraid to ask.

[Rebelbase]

Sorry I did'nt get to your post till after I had posted mine above... Duhoh!

[GOPJ]

bump

[MJemison]

. . .even pigs won't eat. .

Therefore, a pig-fat enema is in order.

[Ann Archy]

Finally!! What took them so damn long!!

[Im Your Huckleberry]

Ought to be what we're doing in our battle with these Muslim monsters.

We ought to be dropping pamphlets that tell them our troops have coated their bullets in pigs blood and that any of the sand maggots our troops kill will be covered in pigs blood, or pigs fat, or wrapped in pig skin, in addition to having their genitals cut off and stuffed in their mouths.

I'd be interested to see if they were so eager to die if they thought they weren't getting into "Paradise" or if they were going to get in minus their genitals they were planning to use to rape 72 virgins with...

[Our man in washington]

Now if Israeli and American troops do this often enough, we can start playing a party game. Here's how it works:

Player #1: My turn. Name another Muslim degenerate.

Player #2: I'll pick Abu Nidal.

Player #1: Okay, let me think. Nidal lived in Iraq, so he was friends with Saddam Hussein. From Hussein, you can get to Uday Hussein, so that's two. Uday was known to associate with Ali Basius Belongtous, so that's makes three. Ali was the leader of the terrorist organization Ji-Ah-Been-Had, so Ahmad A'sell worked for him. That makes four. Ahmad A'sell was a cousin of Bassam Icvinegar, so that makes five. Bassam was killed by Israeli troops and buried in pig products.

Player #2: Well done, with one to spare!

Yes, it's the "six degrees of buried in bacon." Fun for the whole family!

[texson66]

More like 90 years ago

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

They then, after all these terrorists watching the whole thing, began killing the terrorists 1 at a time. After killing each they would wrap his body in pig hide and smear pig fat all over him. Each terrorist would watch in horror and wait his turn.

Sounds great. Justice in the true Klingon style. But it would never happen today.

There is a worldwide PC glut you know.

[xm177e2]

Arab MKs responded with outrage.

Israeli Arabs are all wonderful people who love the state of Israel. Nobody can question their patriotism or loyalty.

[ASA Vet]

Here's the Snopes page regarding it: Click here

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

While serving as a SGT. in the 1/81st (Pershing Missel) I read several articles and books about Black Jack Pershing. In none of them is this incident mentioned, and I never heard about it until 3 or 4 years ago. I am of the opinion that it never happened.

[StriperSniper]

Larger operations could deploy... NAPIG!

[ASA Vet]

interesting stuff on the "Snopes" page, see link on post 155

[MistrX]

As Emeril sez, "Pork fat rules!"

[Constantine XIII]

Lol, I just had a vision of Peyton Manning with a Star of David on his helmet! :)