The winner gets to spend some as yet unspecified period of time, at least a week or two, in the sole company of medved, f.Christian, g3k, and a few other creationists. I'm not certain if it's on an isolated island, or more probably it's locked up in the cabin of an ocean liner. Right now the numbers are getting too high for any further postings from me until the winner is revealed. Be assured, it won't be me.
Why the superstitious preoccupation with the number 1000? 999 and 1001 are more interesting.