Lobelia: And let your buddy Frodo get Bag End back? I don't think so! Besides, everyone knows you and Elrond are in cahoots. The Ring is mine!
Gandalf: Sauron will send his Nazgul...
Lobelia: Oh, they showed up last week. I've got two of them out in the back garden weeding - those lazy Gamgees can find another job - and a couple more of them are helping Lotho consolidate his hold on Southfarthing Pipeweed Inc. Now, will you leave quietly or do I need to have my new butler, Saruman, show you the door?