Take the QUIZ: Who Said it? Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger or Aryan Nation's Tom Metzger

Various | February 14, 2002 | IM2Phat4U

[EODGUY]

I'm ashamed to say I only got 6 out of 10 correct, a lousy 60%.

But wait a minute, isn't 60% an "A" on an exam given in a public school???? Whew, now I can feel much better about my ignorance.

[Khepera]

I'm sorry to hear about your lack of education guy. I am the principle at Veritas School and would welcome your enrollment in continuing studies. You can contact me for Enrollment and tuition information.

[EODGUY]

Thanks for the offer, Professor, but could we study someone other than Sanger and Metzger?

Will you take a four party, out-of-state check to cover tuition?

[Khepera]

Our studies are geared to the individual so I am sure you would be pleased with the courses you would be offered. Our thoughtful entry examination will let us evaluate direct indicators of your needs. We will accept any form of payment. Once the money is in the bank you will be treated to a wide variety of educational options. These offerings will be directed towards your developmental level. By basing your courses on the initial examination of your skills and areas of interest we can guide you in developing a well-trained mind. I believe you already have our address and know where to send the money. Please hurry as this is a limited offer.

[Diago]

This thread really deserves to hit 100.

[Khepera]

You're absolutely correct, thanks for the ping.

[Diago]

You're absolutely correct, thanks for the ping.

No problem, I always enjoy a good Planned Parenthood bashing thread.

[Khepera]

Yes me too! I'm going to go make some popcorn for added enjoyment. Mmmmmm Butter.

[Coleus]

Thanks, learned a lot.

So, was Margaret Higgins Sanger a Catholic?

[rwfromkansas]

This was really cool......yet disturbing at the same time.

[rwfromkansas]

cool because it really helps to expose Sanger.....but disturbing because it shows just how bad she was.

[He Rides A White Horse]

bumpity bump

[EODGUY]

I believe you already have our address and know where to send the money. Please hurry as this is a limited offer.

As Buckwheat would say. "OOOOOOOOOOOTTTTAAAYYYY". Do I receive any type of bonus if I send in the money immediately. You know, like a free toaster or a talking fish, something like that?

[Khepera]

Keep your eyes offin my talkin fish you poacher. I will send you (Via E-mail) a nice cirtificate of appreciation.

[tutstar]

bump

[wwjdn]

bttt

[ArGee]

But wait a minute, isn't 60% an "A" on an exam given in a public school????

If you say it's an 'a', then it's an 'a', EODGUY. It might hurt your feelings to suggest that you don't know an 'a' from a 'b'. We wouldn't want to damage your self-esteem.

Shalom.

[ArGee]

Keep your eyes offin my talkin fish you poacher.

Talking fish? Mine's a singing fish. It sings "BRAAD to the bone!" or something like that.

It is also a Fish With Wisdom.

Shalom.

[Khepera]

Mine sings and talks "Burp... Sorry I musta ate a bad worm".

Very smart fish indeed! BRAAD to the bone as well.

[EODGUY]

Thanks for the clarification Arg. After all, education is all about making people feel good about themselves.

Remember those archaic days when you actually had to earn a grade through study and hard work? What the heck were educators thinking back then?